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And now for the Final! Who will N appoint as the winner? It may shock you!!

Once again, I don't know what the official order would have been LOL SO! Time to hear the Big Five plus the Netherlands, last year's winner!

( And the winner is...! )

"Hang on, N," I hear you cry, "The Eurovision was cancelled!"

Well, guess what! Even if there's no official contest this year, I can still listen to and judge the fuck out of all the songs!! PLUS!!! Now that there will be no voting, I get to give points to countries, send my Semi-Final selections through to the Final, and then select a winner myself! WOW!!

So! Without further ado - N's Personal Eurovision Un-Cancellation!! TAKE IT AWAY EUROPE!!!!

( ''They warned me but I think it's only fake news!'' )